Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Distractions.

A little distraction isn't a bad thing, but have you ever stopped to think just how painfully uncomfortable industrial strength park benches and picnic tables are? I sat down at this steel and plasti-dip marvel only to feel my hind parts slowly attempt to strain themselves through the metal mesh screen. I adjusted myself and tried sitting in different ways but it was useless. I moved to a bench but it may have been easier to sit in the sand of the playground than on this dry rotted and several time painted and peeled 4x4 monstrosity. Its longevity was assured by the simple fact that no one wanted to sit on this splinter factory unless forced by sheer desperation.

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